Cell phones that can smell...Yep, Portable Biometric Flatulence Detection!!!

DHS wants to make your cell phone a 'smell' phone 

Oh boy! Take a whiff at that. . . 

"Word. I wonder what happens when you go into a Porta Potty, more specifically, one at a construction site... On the upside, you could easily get out of situations involving close contact with those who have chronic halitosis and/or those who have McNasty-Ass and regular old b.o. ... "

"You could also steer clear of areas that smell so rank you either lose consciousness or gag. Another determining factor to answer the question "Should I take the stairs or the elevator?" I would guess such an alert might look like the picture to the right."



Still, yet another baaaa-d idea...