Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Biometric ID Cards for ALL Workers . . .

Worker ID Card at Center of Immigration Plan - WSJ.com

This lovely legislation is being conjured up by Senator Chuck Schumer (NY) and Lindsay Graham (SC) that requires immigrants, all legal U.S. workers, citizens included, to acquire one of these national-herd spying biometric identification cards.

 
The Swine-ly Sheep says, "They really come up with some baaaa-d pieces of legislation..."
"Very baaaa-d..."




Hmmm... Just think, one day you go home and instead of the locks being changed, you find a BioKnob or a biometric deadbolt in your front door...these clever devices also log time and date of entry and/or attempts to open. "I KNOW when YOU got home..."

BUT, fingerprints are old news and going out of style. Human Biometric Characteristics are dividable into two main classes: physiological - (which include: fingerprints, iris recognition, vein recognition, facial recognition, DNA, palm prints, and hand geometry) and behavioral - (which includes: signature, voice- way a person speaks, and keystroke dynamics). Better yet, are the latest biometric advances in progress: gait- how a person walks, thermograms of ear canals, the face and retinas, as well as odor and scent. I wouldn't be surprised if the biometric flatulence recognition is also underway...wonder when that comes out (no pun intended); and would that be classified under physiological or behavioral?? 

There could be some fun to be had with the odor and scent biometrics, for instance wipe detection: Someone that just came from a bathroom, "Hey, uhhh, miss a spot??"        
 




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